Sex on a spoon,Dom's top 10 foods that make or break the passion.

Yes , yes, you've heard it all before, you've seen it in movies, read it in books, have played out the fantasy in your head over 100 times ,cold whip cream, hot melted chocolate and the warm body of a loved one. ( cue naughty teenager laugh) Food is natural, carnal, visceral and also makes foreplay and sex alot of fun not to mention a little naughty. Lets talk food in the South African bedroom and how to make sure your food-gasm becomes an orgasm.

Here are the top 5 foods to be weary of :

1.Chilli or anything spicy
Needless to say, you could potentially burn or cause intense discomfort to your partner with anything remotely spicy or hot, chilli's in food yes, chilli's in vajayjay NO, well imagine ring sting but from the front.

2.Whipped Cream
This is a tricky one, you've seen it in songs and movies and its the go-to choice when it comes to food foreplay simply because its really convenient to play with however all the cool , whooshy sounds can quickly turn into a "sies" becuase as soon as it gets hot, it goes sour , so slurp and clean up as you go because nobody wants their sheets/room/blankets/partner stinking like sour milk in the morning well unless you're into that (o_O)

3. Oils
It's a lesser known fact that some oils destroy and breakdown latex, so make sure that your oils is latex friendly or you could be putting a bun in a one-night-stand oven.

4.Garlic or Onion
The good for you and makes food taste great however in the bedroom its automatically not sexy, bad breathe, stinging eyes, the list goes on and on.

5. Take-Aways
Nobody wants to pour KFC mash and gravy down your belly button , Nobody... so put the Mr Delivery


Here are my top 5 foods that work in the bedroom

1. Fruits
Mango is a very sensual, juicy fruit, it makes everything smell and taste great, strawberries are another good fruit, easy to handle, rub it up and down the side of a body and let the scent tantalize those senses, here's a quick list, figs, berries,watermelon

2.Syrups
If you had to take any tip from me, take this one,Maple syrup tastes great and leaves a great scent, its pretty easy to lick off too, Golden syrup is much thicker and can be a little tough to lick off which is great for nips and other bits, bare in mind that you will be a sticky ant-magnet-mess afterwards.

3.Ice Cream
An oldie but a goodie, a great food to feed one another, drip some down into the erogenous zones (downstairs) and the cold creamery on a hot body will do its magic, did I mention it's great for oral?

4.Chocolate
 Chocolate sauce, chocolate balls, absolutely anything chocolate is immediately sexy, its the lingerie of foodporn, do yourself a favour and get some body chocolate at your local Clicks, best part is you dont have to use it all at once, you can keep it in the fridge for whenever you feel like " dessert"
* winks uncontrollably

5.Yoghurt
Low fat, high fat, uncultured, cultured, flavored or plain, yoghurt is not only a natural lubricant , sorry whats that? you didn't know? YES!! its a natural lubricant and has the added flavor of being ridiculously sexy with a few red and black berries. *licks lips

So now that's out the way, lets get right to it babe...

*cues sexy Marvin Gaye Music